Your Romance Arsenal

WHAT WEAPONS ARE YOU HIDING
by Michael Webb

I have lots of weapons in the house. My wife knows I have them but doesn't know exactly what ammo I have. She respects my privacy and doesn't ask any questions about it.

My romance arsenal is constantly changing. I don't want to tell you what is currently in it because Athena does read my column. I will give you some vague ideas about what I hide there. You can get the idea from this gift box containing a great starter kit: Romantic Rendezvous Click Here.


Of course I have a revolving supply of cards and materials to make cards. Occasionally there are Hershey Kisses or other chocolates in the box which eventually find their way on to my wife's pillow, vanity, writing desk or other special place.


In the past, I have hidden my glow in the dark chalk and stars in my weapon box while I pondered how and when to best use them. My box has also been home to Rain-X anti fog, silly string and several other zany items.


Perhaps the target of your affection doesn't know you read this column. Maybe you can print out some of them and hide them somewhere as a reference for future romantic "attacks." But do you have enough ammunition? Are you prepared for a surprise attack?


Start building up your supplies today. I really beef up my supplies after Valentine's each year when the items go on clearance. There are chocolates, stickers, unique candies, candles, small books and many, many other items that you can stash away for emergencies.


It's time for me to go use up some of my supplies.


What kinds of romantic things to you have stashed away for your mate's pleasure?