Letter frm wife to husband TOO FUNNY!!

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To my darling husband,
Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.
I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.
I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart I am enclosing a picture for you.
I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving wife.
XXX

P.S. Your girlfriend called.
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My letter would have read like this

Dear XXX

As you can see your girlfriend and I have met. She called on Wednesday and seemed a bit surprised that I was home, she stated that you were supposed to be back from your trip. So I took the liberty of sending her to you since the plans that you two had were so urgent that she couldn't wait to talk to you. I hope you don't mind.

I also took the liberty of rearranging the house and our closets. Your things are at your girlfriends house in a box on her porch. I am sure it will all be there when you two get back.

I also took the liberty of changing the the locks and security codes to our alarms. I've notified your family of our recent seperation due to unrecioncible differences and you need to f*** other women.

Well I guess you will be talking to my lawyer when you get back, Enjoy your trip Boo-Boo.

Smooichies
Me
P.S. I had an accident with the car, please see the enclosed pic. The insurance said the the Ferrari is totaled and the truck is going to cost you about 15000 to fix since its brand new.